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Math Jokes

Why is the math book so unhappy?
Because it has so many problems 

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9 

Where do math teachers go on vacation?
Times Square

Why didn't the quarter roll down the grass hill with the nickel?
Because it had more cents!

What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt! 

Why did the two fours skip dinner?
Because they already 8! 

What do you get if you take 3 apples and 2 apples then split it into 15 equal parts?
A middle school math problem 

How do you make seven an even number?
Take away the s 

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